Why Dad jokes?
Well first off I’m a Dad so I think punny is funny. Secondly, I’m a Dad. These are often “bad jokes” that lead to groans and embarrassment. I get deep satisfaction from being embarrassing and entertaining myself. 99% of the decision to have children was based on the idea that I get to be goofy and embarrass them. So here a few Dad jokes.
How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them.
What does an annoying pepper do?
It gets jalapeño face.
Last night I dreamt I was a muffler.
I woke up exhausted.
I might be sending out more jokes in the future and I’m always looking for some new ones. I hope you’ll share your favorites with me here or on the Facebook page.