Dad jokes

Why Dad jokes?  
Well first off I’m a Dad so I think punny is funny.  Secondly, I’m a Dad.   These are often “bad jokes” that lead to groans and embarrassment.  I get deep satisfaction from being embarrassing and entertaining myself.  99% of the decision to have children was based on the idea that I get to be goofy and embarrass them.  So here a few Dad jokes.

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.  


What does an annoying pepper do?

It gets jalapeño face.  


Last night I dreamt I was a muffler.  

I woke up exhausted. 

I might be sending out more jokes in the future and I’m always looking for some new ones. I  hope you’ll share your favorites with me here or on the Facebook page.